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RPF, To Arms!

Can’t you See? Can’t you Hear? Can’t you Feel? Border Incidents daily between the Nachos and ACP. IW and RPF argue daily with unsolved fueds. Not a glimmer of fear from either side. War is not sure yet. But we can safly say that we will need RPF to re-mobalize. In these coming weeks all RPF will have to become active again. Be on RPF chat more, be at all the events. Don’t let anything stop you from being with RPF.

A war is coming. A war of vengence and liberty. There will be no surrender except in slavery and death. This war is coming, and I say, LET IT COME. I repeat sir, LET IT COME.

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“Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.” – George S. Patton

Total War{ACP}

Chapter 1:

Some men, live and die in the shade of their olive trees. A life of peace and simplicity. While others have a fire that threatens to engulf the world.

I do not know when the fire in Matre first burned. Prehaps, he had always had a destiny. But sometimes, destiny can use a little help. Or maybe even, a World War.

The old ways were drowned in a tide of blood. A man, could be whatever he wanted, if he could whether the storm.

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In 2010, Matre was sent to command the army of Tuxedo. It wasn’t a dangerous task, mearly a wipe out of a smally defended area that had little an army besides a few thousand against an amphibious landing force of 20k. There stood one problem in the face of a great victory. Tuxedo is a town located directly at the top of a triangle. The borders of said triange are mountains, except for the very top where there is a pass. This means that Tuxedo can only be attacked from one, maybe two directions. It does not help that RPF has placed many a military base in the mountains around it. Even if the city was to fall, the mountains could outhold for years.

We knew the only way was seige warfare, but Matre had a much grander plan. He would wipe out the RPF army in one decicive blow through a combination of pillaging the countryside and tactics.

Only one week after the army had landed, Matre ordered several divisions(think 2k men each) to begin looting farms, towns, supply houses, etc.

This went on for 3 months. The USRPF’s economy was beging to sway. The RPF had to do something or the whole system would fall. So the entire RPF force intercepted Matre’s division as it was marching to a rondivue point.

It was a bad siguation for Matre, RPF outgunned them, outnumbered them, and outmaned them. Hell, RPF even had the high ground with the Cease Hights. On ACP’s right flank was a small village. On ACP’s left was a slowly moving upward mountain spine towards where the RPF were positioned, to the north. In the center, a small road. The battle of Furburgrad had begun.

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Matre left the right flank deceptivly weak, hiding most of his men in houses. Making his Right Flank the valnurable spot.

RPF took note of this, they began pouring troops there, not aware of the hidden me. But THIS is where the RPF made their mistake. For, to attack the Right Flank, they must make their center weak.

The main ACP force spearheaded up the hights into the RPF Center. RPF was no match for the assult, but ACP wasn’t done yet. RPF had to move men from the North, left flank, to reinforce the center. As the Right Flank was preoccupied. Matre knew this and took notice of it.

ACP’s Left Flank looped around and because of the way the reinforcements were coming in, from the left they were wedged between the ACP’s spearhead and left flank. They were decimated.

The Right Flank was enveloped and slaughtered as ACP poured down the hights.

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It was a stunning victory. 500 ACP dead, 1.5k RPF dead. The entire RPF army was destroyed in that one battle. The USRPF soon capitulated and surrendered the war. Matre was praised a hero in DRACP and began his climbing up the political ranks.

Chapter 2:

After winning Furburgrad, Matre was held in such high regard that he was made leader of ACP. And just intime for a turning point. The IW Empire, long known for being one of the largest in history, had a mass alliance formed against them. ACP and Nachos were to lead the that alliance, the UAF, to victory.

The IW were slaughtered. They couldn’t help it. A few hundred thousand versus a million. They never had a chance at battle. They could hold out in their forts but as winter dawned so did their will to fight. They capitulated. Matre, wanted to leave it at that, but the Nachos, oh no. They wanted mass IW killings. IW was to lose almost all their land, have their army decimated, then pay taxes to the UAF.

Matre would not stand for it, ACP left the UAF and soon the alliance fell apart. Nachos, bitterly, signed peace with IW. And it all seemed to turn out for the best to ACP, but it wasn’t anywhere near that.

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The ACP began forging an empire. They had many an army bitter at them for the UAF and would simply destroy those armies and walk away with that land. It was working quite well too. ACP only had to take a little more and they’d be so massive they’d be almost an empire. (On a larger scale Nachos, RPF, and GW were also forming empires.)

And yes, it seemed like a few armies would soon dominate CP and eventually bring peace to the continent.

Chapter 3:

ACP was a flame. Matre gave ACP greatness. He gave ACP… Everything. Glory, justice, and law. His code my justice a reality for all.

I watched the leader at work, he was, a force of nature. A storm! blowing away the cobwebs.

The old enemies plotted against us, Nachos, GW, TG, and their licspittles.

Matre was to be removed and his flame, extinquished. We were to stop them! In May, all of ACP, HIS EMPIRE, prepared for war.

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It soon formed out. It was ACP, IW, and Elites vs. Nachos, TG, GW, and their smaller states.

And it worked out quite well. ACP was able to take the TG capital. GW only survived because of the navy to protect their island. Nachos were protected only because of their mountain range. But most of their empire fell too.

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But it wouldn’t last forever. TG was fired with hatred. GW cut off all searoutes and ACP couldn’t use their sea-to-land invasion forces. Nachos were ready to die for victory.

It would take another major win to end the war.

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Matre had decided. He would travel to the Nachos farmland and begin burning crops. As the Nachos rushed to respond the Nachos would ALSO call for support from TG and GW. Now, the Nacho Empire is composed mainly of forest and mountain. One particular region, “Mountain” was PERFECT for an ambush. There was one place that the reinforcements would have to travel as well, Glory Crossing. It had mountains to one side, and forest to the other. GW would be marching through on the 14th. Matre would simply post there and destroy them. At the end GW would have to leave from, Matre posted line infrantry. In the forst, light infrantry. And on the mountains, artillery.

GW wouldn’t be in battleformation and would be flanked. But that’s not all. Matre wanted a complete anhilation of GW. He placed HUGE bolders at the entrace of the passage. When GW was ambushed, their exit would be cut off. They’d have to march though 8k line infrantry just to leave.

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And it went down as planned. GW marched unexpectedly into their deaths. As the great fireballs of death rained down from ACP’s artillery, bolders fell to their backs, line infrantry blocked their front, and light infantry used the trees to cover themselves against wave upon wave of GW.

However, there was one thing GW had up their sleve. They had not been sitting around during the war, they invented the Organ Cannon. Multiple cannons fused together. It fired around 7 times as much as a normal cannon with only twice the reload time. Combined with carcass shot, they DECIMATED line infantry.

None the less, Matre wiped out 30k GW in 8 hours. GW killed around 6k ACP. Also, ACP got the fabled Organ Cannon. Although they didn’t have the machinary to build them in mass, yet.

Chapter 4:

The Nachos, GW, and TG imedietly made peace. They were… Afraid. And they should’ve been. Matre was wiping out armies at his will.

But Matre was not satisfied. GW was quite annoyed at the ambush at Glory Crossing. They threatened war tandomly, so Matre deduced ACP must teach them a lesson. Not in war, however. But in Diplomacy. Trade Embargos must go underway.

ACP formed it up with everyone, but with fear as your means to get people to agree, it doesn’t last long. But to understand how this will play out, you must look at what was happening AROUND ACP.

RPF: Formed a MASSIVE empire. 40 regions, no more, no less.

IW: Beginning to run up a debt.

Elites: Nothing much new.

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It was not…. Prepared for what was to happen. GW was scared, they had a huge trade embargo on them and if they didn’t do something their economy would crash. Along with their empire.

But alas, trading with GW is profitable. It was only a few years before RPF had turned on the agreement with ACP.

Matre was disappointed. He could not let them get away with it. He must invade. And so he did. ACP began loading up warships full of men to sail to Tuxedo.

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Ah, but Matre had forgotten, GW, TG, and Nachos were still bitter with ACP. When he attacked RPF they too were ready to fight ACP.

Within a week every sea route ACP had available was gone. ACP could not invade RPF by sea and the one fleet they did send was decimated.

Matre thought it through and relized that now, on July 6th, he would campaign from Breeze to Tuxedo. From the farthest West to the farthest East. He formed the Grand Army, 500k men, and pointed it at RPF.

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ACP fought through TG without much of a struggle. Within a few months he was at the RPF’s border.

He asked RPF one more time to surrender, they refused. Matre wouldn’t have it. He began the campaign. But where were the RPF? No, by October he was almost to Tuxedo and no more than one battle. But when he got there, he saw nothing. Nothing but empty streets and buildings. Every piece of Food, Clothing, and Weopan was gone. And his supplies were thinning. It was November. The winter was almost there and his men were wearing cloths set for Summer.

He knew that RPF’s Leader MUST be in Parka. 50,000 miles north. Matre ordered the march there and his men dutifly followed him.

Chapter 5:

But then, in December, the RPF winter hit.

An RPF winter… Only a widdow’s heart is colder.

ACP died in the saddle. Their horses died in the shed.

The Grand Army, died.

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ACP’s enemies formed the 6 Coaltion, the SIX. Against Matre. Against, one man.

We fought, it was not enough.

In March, Matre renounced the throne.

Time seemed to… stop.

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A new leader was placed on the ACP throne and for Matre…

Tiny Brumby was to be his island Kingdom. Matre stayed, 8 Months.

Then Matre returned. He had no choice but to march on Breeze. The worthless, burbaned king fled. Destiny, awoke.

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Club Penguin turned against us. Matre was an enemy and desturbor of the tranquility of the WORLD.

War was forced on us. Matre made his plans. Go north, destroy the Nachos and the GW sepertly BEFORE they could combine forces. It would work, it HAD to work.

Matre followed GW through Winterland while his best general, Bob, held the Nachos from reinforcing the GW.

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GW made their stands on Klondike’s Road, Klugville. ACP cannons and bayonets would carry the day!

Then, it began to rain. Matre had wanted dry ground. He could not manuver his artillery in the mud.

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This day will decide the destiny of Club Penguin. This day is, EVERYTHING.

Once again, the cannons would speak….

Chapter 6:

Matre began softening up the enemy lines. He rained down artillery fire on enemy

Promotions

Before yall get to exceited about this post, let me warn you…… almost nobody deserved a promotion, so almost nobody got a promotion.

Leaders(2) – Emperer_Josh, Sergie717
Golden General(1) Fiasco 121

Field Marshal(1)- Klimster

Silver Generals(3) Alex N, Panther Bas, Amitc87

Head Warlords(2) –   Arod213, Ninjaneal

Warlord(2) MrPopo1, Spongie555

Head General(5) Blitz567,Chapa23,Ashes1627,Hattrick, Maxwell500


Marshal(7) – TyloV5, Jd112, Hi51112, Mrtchy, turwig 1 1, Ironkid894, Rex5556

General(8) –  Danny9632, Aero 2007, Redfame1000, Iceberry089, Djgtjvgyhxgy, ACE51, Ben Quincy

Lieutenant General- Peterpenquin, nilesoatman, Lil Dude52, C.D.S, monster47345

Admiral – Gregory, Mimini, Xbox JT1,acp chief,BlizzardBox
Colonel -123dude2, Commando144

Major –K33gy

Captain – Beta TD

Corporal – Peterbrock05, Maxisme

Sergeant – Batman617,Flipperboy7,bigbob3,Blacky90508

Private 1st Class – Saben1

Private – ,Bluebirds 19,Darkdude67

Noob

So yeah, those are promos. To all haters :

Mwahahah we’re back on our way to Stardom

Fiasco

Join Form in Spanish and French|Quote of Whenever I Find a Quote

Yes, as the title says the join form is now in Spanish and French. Probably wrong Spanish and French, but Spanish and French none the less.

And while I may not have the slightest clue as to what the responses will say I will still be able to include Mexicans, Quebecians(?), French peoples, the Spaniards, those South and Central American countries besides Brazil, etc.

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“Courage is not only the ability to rise up and speak but also to be able to sit down and listen.” -Quicksilver (Some guy I met online.)

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Again, Nothing To Do

Meh…

Ya that just about sums up my day. It seems like the only note-worthy thing to report on is the invasion we helped MFW in on Icicle. Bu that was resolved quickly and boringly. Although the flame war was fun.

If your to lazy to look it up yourself it ended with them sharing it 50/50. So the battle was all for naught because Coff wanted that anyway.

But at least we got to show off our power, although it can’t be shown relative to the SW for reasons I don’t really feel like explaining.

<insert pretend picture here>

In other news, Christmas is coming. Yay, the day I can drink eggnog all day and not feel like I’m crazy. And the presents; which is, after all, what Christmas is all about, right?

And no I wont be putting up a picture of the army uniforms around a tree probably because I’ll be lazy and also don’t feel like finding a tree to put up. It’s likely I’ll just copy someones.

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RPF to Dictatorship(For Time Being)|UMA War Confusion

For the time being RPF has to become a dictatorship.

This is because we’re lacking in 2 important things. Land and men.

Until RPF can get back on its feet we’re going to have to act as a dictatorship so that we can make vital decisions quickly, to spite the lack of freedom in men.

And yes, I don’t like it any better than you that we’re turning into a temperary dictatorship. But it must be done if we wish to achieve a decisive growth.

In the mean time, focus on building search status with rpfhits.tk and prepare for success.

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Well, UMA declared war on MFW and so we went to help MFW, but UMA is saying that they’re helping MFW with activness and will pull out of the war if panic hits MFW. They mentioned no counter-clause if MFW started winning and was able to invade UMA.

But I don’t know what MFW wants and they’re the ones being attacked so I guess we can agree to whatever they want.

Really I think a good thing would be to set up sort of a fail safe with MFW. If MFW wants out of the war RPF and TAGP come in and back them up, but if they don’t MFW fights UMA alone. This way UMA and MFW can have their war and MFW can leave without any risks.

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War with UMA

Not yesterday, not today, not tomorrow will RPF let the Walrus Union break it’s omnipitent defence over its self. RPF WILL NOT hesitate to defend MFW and TAGP at costs no man might imagine.

This includes UMA. An army that recently declared war on us (RPF). When they strike Bunny Hill, our army, and hopefully TAGP’s will stand ready to kill UMA.

Defence of Bunnyhill.

December 18th, 2009

6:00 EST

5:00 Central

4:00 Mountain

3:00 PST (Pacific)

11:00 UK

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WWVI (LIES IT’S WWV)

WWVI WWV recently started and people seem to be calling it WWVI. (Wow, that would’ve looked retarded if I left WWVI the way it normaly was.)

But it’s not WWVI. WWV was named a “Global Conflict”. Or in relistic terms, “WWV was named a wannabe WW.”

But whatever, it seems like the whole thing is unfolding like I said it would. BUT WAIT, ACP isn’t getting involved because they’re basicly the cookie that the two 3 year olds (the sides) are fighting over. They don’t know which 3 year old they’d rather be eaten by so they’re not getting eaten, yet.

Although the cookie’s reasoning seems a bit confusing. Their banner says “Defend Freedom – Preserve Justice” yet they are saying they wont enter the war because it would end the war to soon. Yes, basiclly they arn’t protecting innocent armies trying to defend their culter and land because they’re afraid that the war will end to soon. Oh the horror, a war ending prematurly. I guess war is only bad if you are willing to offend a side. But I better shut up before they decide to “improve my army” because of this post.

So back to the main topic. I wont call WWV, WWVI until it’s SO EPIC that it skips over the other one like spider-man over a street. Although I guess us trying to mimike spider-man will just get us run over by a Semi-Truck.

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New Post

Edit:

Still bored. So I guess I have nothing better to than take fun out of the ACP Series Mr. Bear with a long boring tactic I found on the History Channel.

This tactic (see below) would be used if said MW & MB were infact real threats that had to be eliminated:

Because of the large number of RPF in other armies RPF would’ve well heard about them destroying everything. To cope with this RPF would flee all of its civilians and soldiers into Tuxedo, a natural fortress.

With the loss of ACP from the map, RPF would be free to comandere any ACP vehicles and transit systems. Including the only exsit besides the front door. (Marked in Orange). An underground tunnel.

RPF would be able to catch MB and MW by sending out beacons to watch for them.

When they were found a group of tanks would be sent out of the tunnel to go into a hiden state in the forest while MW and MW entered the mountain enclosed area.

When the enemy attacked the arch (RPF lines) the RPF lines would slowly lose ground. As they did the arch would form more of a V insted of an arch.

As soon as it was about to the tanks would go at max speed to the enemies. When they arrived, in perfect sincirnation. The V would close in and the tanks would sweep away the rest.

But we’re not dumb enough to use just that. F.E.A.R. (RPF’s secret agency) would launch nerve gas from artillery posts hidden behind Tuxedo. We of course wouldn’t tell our troops because they wouldn’t march, knowing they’d be killed.

Nothing could survive contact with RPF soldiers, being surrounded by RPF soldiers, ran over and shelled into the ground by RPF tanks, and nerve gas artilleried by F.E.A.R.

But we STILL arn’t going to end it there. RPF would send out some Double Crusher Walkers accompenied by some Peace Creater Mach 6s. (See below)

This SHOULD completly wipe the target out. But even if it doesn’t the Rapid Defence Guns surrounding the city would most-likly finish off anything. (See below)

After ALL THAT, it is practicly IMPOSSIBLE to defeat RPF. Of course, there is always the back entrince… Mabye I need to think this through better.

(You can’t really see the arch, but just pretend their’s on where it says, “Front Lines”.)

Okay, with the fall of ACP to the enemy force, RPF would instal plasma shields on the tunnel with Rapid Defence Guns on the outside. On the inside a Missile Squad Defense Force (see below) along with RPF soldiers. On the outside, just incase anything got through, a the exit would be a long drive-way sized road with either side being littered with Rapid Defence Guns The only way out would have a plasma gate to unlock. After the plasma gate would be a double crusher walker and the path would turn left before leading to the RPF Tanking Base east of Tuxedo.

RPF would only be valnurable in the mountains which I will explain now:

Tuxedo’s mountains are more of a maze than a straight up and down path. There would of course be your favorite, Rapid Defence Guns everywhere. F.E.A.R. would have HUGE defences at the flattened areas where artilery would be stationed. You can bet there would be enough Rapid Defence Guns and Double Crusher Walkers to fill a foot-ball statium at one of them. (Each base containing about 3 artilery shells.) There would also be the RPF special forces prowling the mountain in groups of 10. They’d be able to call in fleets of  RPF Snow Transport Flyers. These flyers carry about 15 men, and with at any time about 100 of them ready to launch from the artilery bases they’d be able to shoot at the enemy in due-time. F.E.A.R. would also launch their RPF Stratigic Bombers. These bombers would fire missels at a compramized area to eliminate the enemy.

In my own defence I would be perfectly safe if they attacked Tuxedo. I wouldn’t even be in the continental USRPF. As soon as we heard that MB & MW were coming I’d fly in a standered air-plane to the F.E.A.R. island base. The location being secret of course.

In the event that they somehow were able to stalk me to the base I’d evacuate in a submarine to the F.E.A.R. undersea labertories. (Again, location secret.) Where portaling technology would be connected with a recieve over a volcano. One portal  goes under the island base, the other goes over the volcano. Guess what happens to the base? Then I’d use the portaling tech to launch myself and a standered unit to other Federation Colonies in other systems and evade capture.

The plan is full-proof. So RPF, or, atleast me from RPF; can’t be eaten. ^_^

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Well, there’s nothing really to post about in RPF, so I guess I’ll just make this about random news from the perspective of a guy that doesn’t really care but is willing to spend about 5 minutes looking at each army site on the CPA’s Blogroll. So no, it wont be accurite and you shouldn’t take it for actual news.

ACP:

Having a practice battle, something about organizing tournamate thing. I lost intrest in at the titles.

IW:

Practice battle, invading an inocent army for some reason that doesn’t really make sense, you know, usual IW stuff.

Nachos:

Recruiting, blah blah blah, does anyone do anything new?

UMA:

Appologizing, defending Ice Palace, getting protection from ACP and Nachos (I heard atleast). Not like ACP and Nachos have anything better to do from the looks of it.

FW:

Random titles, no, I didn’t bother to read the posts.

WW:

Invading Ice Palace and Rocky Road because they’re the worst.

BP:

Caps much?

GW:

Defending Half-Pipe because they couldn’t offord a whole-pipe.

IMAF:

Retiring, attacking UMA, nothing new.

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Well, come on guys, it seems like the entire CP Army Community is on hold until they find another war to spam over the entire media and end in a day with a draw and then enter a giant propoganda holocaust even though it wont make a difference.

I guess no one will ever accept that these “World Wars” now are just 2 battles. But no one is stuiped enough to violate the most important rule of warfare ever, to always let ACP win after their cowardly victories at <enter useless server name here> and <enter army capital here>. 

But anyway, let me get to smaller wars:

Two 10 man armies running at eachother at the speed of a kangaroo before forming the shape of a lamp-post and waiting for the other side to find something better to do then sit there. If it’s taking to long one side will charge, but the other side is to busy looking at porno and forgets to do something so the person charging just gets destroyed because recruits think they’re fails.

Even smaller wars:

3 people from eachside hurl snow balls as fast as possible at eachother in lines that look more like one side of a picture frame than a line. It ends in whoever can mash the button faster and call in ACP first. It usually ends in the guy with the most annoying voice winning because they bug Boomer so much he is forced to agree or be driven to madness by the voice.

Smaller than that:

Is it even a war? It seems like more of a fist fight after that.

Conclusion:

This everyone’s fault except mine.

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DEFENCE OF WALRUS TIMES (UMA Calls-off Invasion)

Update: Well, UMA admited that it wasn’t Pink and called off the invasion. Normally I would advance into their nation, however they did have a point about RPF’s history. RPF did openly attack UMA in the past. Because of this I want to make this up to UMA by not sending the Walrus Union to counter-invade. I hope all the Walrus Union Leaders can understand. And I am sorry if any of them wanted to advance.

To UMA:

We know a thing about contrition, because we have enough to spare. We accept your apology openly.  I do not personally support any annexation of your lands, however if the other Walrus Union members out-number me in this favor I will be forced to send troops. I hope you can understand.

 

DEFENCE OF WALRUS TIMES:

Where: Walrus

When: Thursday, December 3rd

 7:00 EST

6:00 Central

5:00 Mountain

3:00 PST

11:00 UK

Who: Us, the Walrus Union, and everyone that is willing to help us.

Uniform: YELLOW Every army that wants to help the Walrus Union or in the Walrus Union has to wear yellow so that we  don’t get recruits attacking eachother and our recruiting is bigger.

NOTE: The UMA site says the invasion is December 4th and Thursday even though Thursday isn’t the 4th. I went on their chat and asked and they said Thursday so we will recongnize it as a date error and count the invasion to be Thursday.

Crazyboy86 Edit: Oh, yes, I quit.